Back Home Again

As I was driving home last night I was thinking how redneck Virginia is. My phone rang and it was my mom calling to see how the race went. We started talking and I said what are you up to? She said, "Not much, we're in the truck towing the trailer to go pick up the tractor from so and so's house." We finished our conversation and I went back to driving and listening to the NASCAR pre race show on the radio... wait a minute... NASCAR, in the truck going to pick up the trailer... none of this seemed out of the ordinary... OH NO I'M REDNECK TOO!